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the untitled reality show - day 8

pada memana yg slalu layan reality show... mesti ada twist kan tgh2 episod tu bjalan... kalo dlm The Average Joe, tgh2 geng2 laki yg mmg tak hensem lgsg ni duk ayat supermodel yg cun jelita tu... supermodel tu pun dah nk jatuh hati kat mamat2 yg serius tak hensem langsung tu... datang plak geng2 laki yg macho habis, siap body sasa berketul2... apa citer...!? pening kepala la mamat2 tak hensem tu sbb ada saingan baru...!!

kat sini pun camtu gak... tgh duk position yg mantap dgn rank 21.. tetiba gua dpt tau dtg lg 60 org calon dari AFATS ngan IJED + calon dari TLDM ngan TUDM... adakah rank gua bakal terjejas....!?

sekitar kul 4 pagi... calon2 yg baru ni dtg ketuk pintu umah gua... tp gua dh prepared... kitaorang sepakat kunci pintu dan jangan bagi chance bebudak tu menginap rumah gua... biar kitaorang 6 org je yg stay umah tu... outsider are not allowed...!! hangin je bebudak tu ketuk pintu tp xda sapa yang bukakan... ending up diorang stay 2nd and 3rd floor...

betapa langsinya diorang ni... siap halau member gua dari bilik dia kat 2nd floor tu... katanya ni tempat bukan bapak ko yg booking... skrg kami mau stay bilik ni, ko tumpang la bilik memana...!! fuck off...!! kul 4 pagi dah buat pala... nasib baik bukan dgn gua... kalo tak mmg gua hayun... cari nahas apa pepagi buta buat langsi...!!

esok paginya... topic perbualan dlm baris... mengapakah calon2 baru ini sebegitu langsi...!? gua tak amik port... bukan hal gua... gua mau fokus pada board ini hari... dah lama gua tunggu saat ni... tak sabar nak ngadap board... nk show off habis gua punya kredibiliti.... depan2 itu pangkat besar punya orang...

twist in the game... mereka yang agak langsi... tgugatkah gua...!?

gua dpt tau rank gua jatuh pagi tu... dari rank 21.. gua jatuh 5 anak tangga.. mcm carta lagu plak... gua sudah duduk rank 26... gua kecewa skit je sbb jatuh... xpa... masih boleh perform well lg kang.. so group gua no 3 yg bakal masuk board...

menanti dengan perasaan bercampur baur sebelum ngadap board...!?

group 1 masuk board dkt satu jam... group 1 full ngan budak2 RMC + ATMA... mmg mantap la group tu... boy si aya top 1 dlm group tu... kiranya overall rank 1 la... boy dia...!? aha... mamat tu ex-RMC dan si aya gtau mamat tu sibuk duk ngayat dia... apa punya taste la si aya ni... mamat tu tinggi lampai.... ko tu kemetot je aya oi... ok.. sori... mulut gua laser skit... tp tu la hakikat...!! ko jgn cpt tangkap cintan...!! askar ni byk main je...!!

lps je group 1 kuar... gua dpt tau group tu kena bambu sakan dlm board... soalan mmg killer ar... gua tau kolonel tu naik menyampah bila xda sapa pun dpt bagi jawapan yg betul2 boleh puaskan hati dia... so ibarat kena halau ar dari board... mcm citer The Apprentice la plak...!! gua aim mau jadi mcm winner season 2, Kelly Perdew yg mana sorg ex-army gak...!!

group 2 masuk... pas ni sure group gua plak... group 2 hbs dkt 45 minit... bila kuar muka semua frust... tp gua dpt la soalan2 bocor... mostly on ketenteraan... layanan dlm board tu mcm kami ni semua dh servis regular dkt 5 6 tahun... soalan mmg killer tahap Assassin's Creed... semua frust sbb payah nk jawab soalan yg ditanya...

bro... lu renung masa depan ke...!? atau lu tgh cuak...!? atau lu sudah mula rasa frust...!?

bila tiba time group gua.... kolonel tu mau break utk lunch... so gua ada masa lg nk prepare... gua skip lunch... gua trus ke masjid utk zohor dulu... tp gua singgah blkg umah mayat... sedut asap jin utk cari ilham... kasi pening2 skit... baru idea senang kuar... gua prepare apa yg ptt... pastu gua trus rushing ke board... berpeluh gua hari tu... hati pun berdebar...

masuk je board... gua jd cuak... tp gua try maintain cool... calon pegawai kena sentiasa cool... br la nmpk kredibiliti tu... so gua jawab la soalan2 killer tu ngan tenang... dan juga confident walaupun gua tau jawapan gua ada salah or tak menepati citarasa kolonel tersebut... soalan yg gua rasa askar yg dah 3 4 tahun servis pun tkial2 cari jawapan...

  • list of minister in armed forces
  • reason why you want to join armed forces and your contribution as an officer
  • basic weapon and vehicles + its specifications in armed forces
  • essences of an officer
  • corp and regiments with their roles and task
  • location of RMR in Malaysia
  • latest armed forces activities
dan soalan yg paling killer skali camni la bunyinya...

  • differentiate the meaning between Gagah dan Setia with Taat dan Setia
  • differentiate between Ranger in Malaysia with Ranger in US
  • what is a division...!? tell the organization structure in a division...!? name 1 of its location...!?
soalan tu mmg killing my mind... heart throbbing moment... soalan last tu buat group gua kena halau... ada la dlm 45 minit duk dlm board tu... mostly bebudak jawab, i dunno sir, i have no idea sir... gua try my best jawab soalan tu even gua sendiri pun tak confident ngan jawapan gua tp gua buat2 gak confident... gua taknak jawab i dunno sir... seriusly nnt nmpk bodoh di mata kolonel tsebut... dlm group gua hanya 4 org je out of 10 yg nmpk menyerlah jawab dgn penuh kesungguhan termasuk gua...yang lain semua down to the earth... seblah gua mmg down trus...

tp gua down jua bila group gua kena halau... hampeh... jawapan kitaorang bagi tak cukup memuaskan hati ahli lembaga... gua tetiba jadi frust... rasa nk masuk board tu lg... tak puas hati tul...

board bjalan smpi ke pukul 1 pagi... tp group2 yg lain dpt soalan2 yg senang... layak dipanggil bonus cepu emas... soalan yg hanya memerlukan sepatah perkataan saje... tak perlu nk eloborate panjang lebar mcm group top 5... inikah yg dinamakan keadilan...!? gua dh mula syak ada unsur2 korup...!! nk plak bila dpt tau anak sedara kolonel tu ada dlm group gua...!!

gua mula terbayangkan lagu AF... adakah gua bakal kena kicked nnt...!? sesi elimination sure esok hari... adei... sampai migraine gua fikirkan... jadi tak senang duduk... housemate gua semua dpt soalan senang... blk umah muka tersenyum riang... naper gua dpt soalan killer...!? nyesal gua tak duduk group yg corot2... group2 yg gagal ujian medical checkup dan juga fitness tp tak kena eliminated...!!

gua tido awal mlm tu tanpa ngadap sebarang dinner meal... ye.. gua terasa frust dan kecewa... 1st time juga gua migraine.. sebelum ni tak pernah pun... pressure is running extremely high...!!

11 bual bicara terhangat...!!:

j.u.l.i.e.t said...

pergh.. soalan menyayat hati dowh!! mcm gini aku pun terkial2 nak jawap.

Rona Realiti said...

juliet > aku ingatkan dia nk tanya soalan pasal yourself ke, hobby ke, hometown ke, naper nk masuk askar ke.... skali kuar soalan camni...

Cik LeYha~~~ said...

kalau diorg nak tyer abaout urself, bel buat salinan biodata jer...pastu tampal kat dinding..
hahhaha...
tapi, mantap bebenor soalan tue..=p

kudabesi said...

ape susah

Malaysian Ranger ada Kanang

US Ranger tak de Kanang haha

mau ko kena tampo jawab mcm nih..

nih aku pikir nak jawab dlu..

(1 masa dlu pernah mintak KTL, tp x msk pun..jd cikgu lg best. leh boroi haha)

why i want to be an officer?

i want to serve my country and i want to flirt with every woman that i met. becoz women juz love men in white. navy kan white..haha

ayayoo said...

oitt...sowang tinggi sowang pendek good combination..tp memang killer gler r solan kowang...my boy pon ckp mcm tu...dia pon down sebab xdpt jwb..huhuhu...akhirnye dia dpt jugak..dia tipu aku je xdpt...huhuhu...soalan ktowang xsekillier kowang pon..lex je...

Aku OranG Laut said...

kesah ko nie terengat zaman aku dlu..
time msk mengadap board mcm nie..
adoii...teringat blk cerita 6 taun dlu..
ko mmg wat ati aku sebak ar rona..

Rona Realiti said...

leyha > bukan takat tampal kat dinding... aku suruh dia add facebook skali...

kuda > jwpn ko nk jd officer tu sama ngan jawapan aku dowh... ko cikgu skrg...!? thanks jd follower aku...

aya > ko asyik2 citer pasal boy ko tu... adei...

orang > apsal plak ko nk sedih...!? ko dh pandu kapal ko skrg....

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